Megan Fox's mouth diarrhea for W magazine

Just when we thought Megan Fox was done spilling out incoherent shit from her pretty mouth and we would get to completely focus on how lovely it would be to mate with her without the disturbing thought of intercoursing with a bipolar retard hiding under all those layers of awesomeness, she did it again, this time for W Magazine (which as of now, stands for WTF?):

On how horrible she looks in lingerie:
“There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I’m in underwear. I’m a Vargas girl.”

On being a misogynist:
“I don’t trust people in this industry, but I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested.”

On actually not being a heartless shrew, ready to cut another female’s heart and eat it on the spot:
“I’m really maternal. I worry that because I’ve always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won’t be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment.”