Michael Lohan:Lindsay is an empty fungus high on prescription drugs

Just when Michael Lohan was getting tired of being the only reader of his blog, Lindsay went and seriously f***ed things up in Paris what with her horrible clothing line and her side boob slips…which was fantastic, er, tragic, for the caring dad and gave him an opportunity to get some serious 10-minute press time to do what all loving parents do: tell the world their child is like Damien Thorn in the sense that it gives them the hibbie jibbies when it’s hug time. This is what he had to say to RadarOnline:

“I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on,” Lohan told us in a candid interview. “I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”
Lohan asked us not to reveal what specific medications he believes his daughter is abusing, but says they’ve taken over her life.
“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t,” he said. “Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way.”

Dude, the last time Lindsay let you hug her was when she was ten, and that’s when she needed money to score some coke. And calling your daughter a fungus will pretty much guarantee the only time you’ll be hugging her is when you hold her CD in your arms…you know, the one you bought at 7/11 the other day…and for the record, getting the chills when you hug your daughter, in any kind of way? Seriously creepy…

• http://YourWebsite f-n-h

  Anyone who’s done illegal and perscription drugs along with alcohol knows there is only a certain amount of each that mixes well together. This is why when abusing substances, it should be done in small amounts of varying combinations. For example: don’t take LSD unless you have reefer and for coming down beer and perhaps a downer and muscle relaxant. These are just the logical progression of mind altering. Come on people! This is what happens when public high school loses funding for extra-curricular programs!

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  way to go f-n-h-ur a loser – we dont need to know what drug combos are good – THERE IS NO GOOD COMBO !

  DRUGS R BAD! and they are not cool !

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  you must not have tried any drugs then you idiot. THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD DRUG COMBOS. Try one sometime and you might have a good time. drugs aren’t bad and are very very cool.

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