Michael Lohan:Lindsay is an empty fungus high on prescription drugs
Just when Michael Lohan was getting tired of being the only reader of his blog, Lindsay went and seriously f***ed things up in Paris what with her horrible clothing line and her side boob slips…which was fantastic, er, tragic, for the caring dad and gave him an opportunity to get some serious 10-minute press time to do what all loving parents do: tell the world their child is like Damien Thorn in the sense that it gives them the hibbie jibbies when it’s hug time. This is what he had to say to RadarOnline:
“I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on,” Lohan told us in a candid interview. “I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”
Lohan asked us not to reveal what specific medications he believes his daughter is abusing, but says they’ve taken over her life.
“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t,” he said. “Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way.”
Dude, the last time Lindsay let you hug her was when she was ten, and that’s when she needed money to score some coke. And calling your daughter a fungus will pretty much guarantee the only time you’ll be hugging her is when you hold her CD in your arms…you know, the one you bought at 7/11 the other day…and for the record, getting the chills when you hug your daughter, in any kind of way? Seriously creepy…