Michelle Rodriguez is so not drunk

Michelle Rodriguez got wasted in Cannes and in and of itself this is not news since this woman is a drinking machine who can guzzle down her own weight in booze in 60 seconds flat. What’s interesting is that she was holding hands with someone who at first glance did not appear to possess a vagina, and she even checked into a Holiday Inn with him in the wee hours of the morning. We’re going to assume that this fellow was able to meet the Michelle challenge, i.e chug a bottle of Grey Goose in approximately 30 seconds which brought the bisexual out of her. “Now that’s a man after my own heart! Off to the Holiday Inn then, er, what’s your name? Never mind, i’ll just call you, my soulmate!”