Miley Cyrus is a choice teen in pole-dancing performance
In case you didn’t catch the Teen Choice Awards on Monday night (August 10), here’s the one God-awful performance that every 13 to 17-year-old will be talking about today. Miley Cyrus screeched her way through her new single “Party in the USA” (seriously, we couldn’t make this stuff up) while pole dancing on top of an ice cream cart (again, we couldn’t make this stuff up).
In other news, this chick is still in jailbait status so keep that in mind as you take a gander at these saucy shots. We plan to do a quick once-over and never speak of it again (at least until the next time Miley does something to outrage parents across America).