Miley Cyrus Works Hard to be Slutty
Even when frustratingly underage Miley Cyrus works out, she strives to be promiscuous. Even though chaining yourself to a treadmill for an hour is a solid reason to wear spandex leggings and a sports bra, which is boner inducing enough on its own, Little Miley took it up a notch by wearing a lacy black bra under a torn up 80s-style grunge shirt. Because you see, the illusion of nakedness is sometimes hotter than actually being naked.
But mainly fags believe that. We’re all about naked Miley Cyrus. Although legally we shouldn’t be. Shit.
Next time Miley, if you want to convince us you’re a slutty bitch just show some tit during a show, k?