MTV bans Jersey Shore cast from drinking

Jersey Shore’s “JWoww” got some people worried that aliens took over her body, mind and soul during the weekend because she managed to make an appearance at an event without pouring tequila down her giant boobs and asking people to lick it off, or gracing the dancing floor with a pool of vomit and then lying in it to rest. Apparently, the good folks at MTV are trying to ban the cast from boozing, at least until filming for the second season starts up again…which is of course as easy as trying to stop the earth’s tectonic plates from shifting, or trying to stop a giant asteroid from hitting its target 5 minutes before impact. So we wish you all the best with this, MTV.

Via FoxNews:

Jenni “JWoww” Farley made an appearance at the Estate in Boston over the weekend, but much to everyone’s surprise, the reality starlet stayed away from the adult beverages and was heard saying it was because “MTV doesn’t want [the cast] to drink.”

So while JWoww is behaving herself when it comes to alcohol, it sounds as though she isn’t exactly following the network’s rules when it comes to earning the big bucks with public appearances.

“She also said that even though MTV is only allowing one appearance per week, she is booking some stuff ‘under the radar’ and has seven appearances next week. North Carolina, Florida, Buffalo and Cancun were a few of the places she mentioned,” snitched an insider.

According to the New York Post, last month the big-wigs at MTV ordered their “Shore” stars to limit their club/bar appearances or face strict fines and possible legal action. The cast members reportedly charge anywhere from $2,000 to $10,000 simply to turn up to a bash.

MTV did not respond for comment. But a rep for Farley said “Jwoww is not doing paid appearances across the nation. she is visiting family and friends in other cities like she has doing for the last 10 years. She has always followed MTV guidelines and will continue to do so.”