Olivia Munn gets forest creatures horny. Why not?

Olivia Munn is on the cover and pages of Complex magazine (April/May 2010 issue out on April 6) doing a bang up job at destroying the innocence of that 1/20th of a child we still cherished inside of us…Seriously, did you get a good look at the face of Bambi? It had the shame of getting caught in the middle of a forest orgy look on it. And that beaver standing right under her crotch grinning like it was ready to plunge into a truckload of tree bark?Genius!! Err, we meant sad, really sad.

Here’s how the magazine introduces her:

“Every time you think ill of Olivia Munn, a baby unicorn gets cancer. Seriously. Whose heart so brims with scorn and tar that they can’t find love for our favorite actress/G4 host/fanboy crush? She’s beautiful and hilarious. She’s in Iron Man 2 and Date Night. She once jumped into a vat-sized pie to demonstrate her admiration of the delicious dessert. And she did it in a French maid costume. Clearly she’s a good person.”

“And it’s not just that thing where dudes want to bag her because she can arch her back provocatively in photographs. Every day there’s a new gaggle of glittery girls storming the Hollywood gates who can do that. With Olivia, it’s something else. A lot of something elses, actually. Even the ladies dig her, and we all know that chicks are haters. S–t, I’m a hater and I can’t hate.”