Ozzy has one fooked sense of humor
Now this is how it’s done Lindsay. Want to REALLY stay relevant, just watch the master…
Ozzy Osbourne says he once signed a fan’s colostomy bag.
The Black Sabbath frontman admits he often gets bizarre requests from his supporters and although he agreed to the autograph, he couldn’t “even look” as he did it.
But in more recent news, Sharon Osbourne is giving one of her tits to Ozzy to use as a paperweight…..no really.
“It’s a little something – or in my case big – I’ve meant to get off my chest for a while,” said Sharon.
“I’m going to give one to Ozzy to put by the side of his bed as a paperweight.”
The other is being given to her PR guru pal Gary Farrow, who plans to use it as a “stressbuster”.