Paris's gold nakedness fails to sell

Being a giving, charitable person is hard word and sometimes it can be devastating when the effort to save the world is not recognized. Paris Hilton’s dreams of helping the poor with one can of sparkling wine at a time seem to have been shattered by the evil alcohol drinkers of this world who don’t want to taste her.

For those with not enough memory space in their brains to have retained these images from the past, this was Paris’s campaign for Rich Prosecco, a sparkling wine in a can that is failing to meet target sales (Paris made a deal-aside from the millions she got-to have 20% of the sales proceeds go to her charity foundation). As a matter of fact, thousands of these cans are sitting in warehouses across Europe (30,000 alone are in warehouses in Serbia) and they are all to expire in May.

Added to that, the company also faces a legal showdown with Italian vintners over the use of the name ‘Prosecco’. However Austrian owner Guenther Aloys refuses to blame Paris’ endorsement of the drink for its poor performance in the marketplace. He said: “She is the perfect advert for our product. “We have several new campaigns that are already being planned.”

Someone fire this guy because he obviously doesn’t have a clue…he just wants to see Paris covered in more paint (dude, she doesn’t even have boobs…and her feet are the size of Lichtenstein)…