Pink goes topless for Bryan Adams

For those who didn’t know, Bryan Adams moonlights as a photographer which instantly qualifies him to be in a room with as much celebrity TAS as he wants without having to stalk, secretly videotape and subsequently share a cell with a guy named Assripper like the rest of us normal folks do. And for some unknown reason he chose “somewhere along the process i pissed out all the estrogen in my body” Pink to photograph for a Breast Cancer Charity event…which is as close to taking a picture of a penis with a pink ribbon on it as it gets…any by the way, doesn’t smoking promote Breast Cancer? Wait, that wouldn’t apply to people named “Blue” that later decided to change their name to “Pink”.