Playboy not afraid of taking on the task of completely airbrushing botched stomachs

Tara Reid is pissed off that everyone insists on showing pictures of her from 5 or 6 years ago and is taking her clothes off for Playboy to prove to everyone that her old body is a thing of the past:

“I’ve been OK now for the last five or six years but people only show old pictures which is so unfair and that’s part of the reason why I did the Playboy shoot – to show the world this is me and this is what I look like.”

Apparently, having a stomach that looks like the surface of Mars must inevitably lead you to count time in Martian years, so that a few months seem like 5 years. Thankfully, we have no problem telling the time or counting the years and months and so we give you Tara Reid of a few months ago (July 2009). Evidently the only thing that’s changed is Tara’s vision. We’re guessing that’s what happens when you try to lubricate your eyeballs with tequila shots one too many times.