Pornmeister Joe Francis possibly orchestrated Tila's engagement to Casey Johnson as a publicity stunt

According to the NYDailyNews, publicity-addicted miniature of a slut Tila Tequila had some help in luring the not-always-lucid and unfortunately now-departed Casey Johnson into that video where Tequila announced they were “engaged.”

Some insiders believe “Girls Gone Wild” pornmeister Joe Francis was the secret architect of the spectacle, which they say was designed to hype Tequila’s Francis-financed Web site (more shocking than actually finding out the whole engagement thing was a lie since Joe Francis could have easily given all that money to a homeless bum, had sex with him and still come out ahead, monetarily and health-wise…of course we’re assuming he sealed their financial deal by sticking his penis in the gaza strip of elfin vaginas).

Tila’s assistant, Jessica Cohen, insists the video “had nothing to do with ‘Girls Gone Wild.’” Francis’ rep didn’t return calls.

Meanwhile, after heading to Cincinnati for the New York Jets game (yeah, you do the math, game first, your child’s funeral later), Casey Johnson’s family laid their daughter to rest on Sunday in New Jersey according to new reports.

However, once again, Tila was attempting to stay plugged in the story by complaining once again about Casey’s family:

“I JUST WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW THE TRUTH AND ALL I WANT ARE MY DOGS BACK AND MY BELONGINGS BACK!!!!” Tila vented on her website on Friday.

“WHY ARE THEY SO RUDE??? I DON’T WANT MONEY! I JUST WANT THE DOGS AND SOME PICTURES! GOSH…RUDE ASS RICH PEOPLE…SWEAR! UGH!”

And of course, she wants to air their dirty laundry on Larry King Live.

Tila wrote on her website that she just wants to, “tell the world what they don’t know about the ‘JOHNSONS’ and all the other so called ‘FRIENDS’,” despite the fact that she is not on the schedule to appear on Larry King’s show.

And with Nicky and her older sister Paris Hilton expected in attendance at the funeral, Tila even opted to stay home to express her irritation:

“She always comes to me in my dreams and right now she is NOT resting in peace,” Tila speaks of Casey on her website.

Yes, her debilitating sadness is obvious. So much so if she doesn’t get on Larry King Live or another show to unburden her soul she maybe a victim of spontaneous combustion…if only…