Rihanna Pretty Much Sums Us All Up in a Few Words

Rihanna recently did an interview with The Ed Lover Show on Power 105.1 radio, where she went all Dr. Joyce Brothers on our cynical asses by answering a question about her stance on celebrity blog sites. And boy oh boy is she right on the money, it’s like she cracked open our outer demonic shells, ripped out our black hearts and shoved it in our wart covered faces.

I still read the blogs sometimes, it depends on what it is I am trying to find out. I’m a lot more numb to it now only because I understand what it is. It’s a community for people who don’t have anything else to do and hate themselves, they hate their life, they hate their job, they hate their appearance, they are uncomfortable with who they are so what makes them feel good is talking smack about other people who they think they will never ever see in their life and they happen to be celebrities. It seems impossible to ever have the opportunity to say these things to their face, so they get to hide behind their computer.

Well, can’t argue with that. But here’s the kicker, if the likes of us did not have that obsessive thing with celebrities, you wouldn’t have a career to speak of.

But RiRi, seriously now, don’t try to get all psychoanalytical and shit with your 9th grade education. Perhaps what you should hate is having the IQ of a a possum turd, coupled with the narcissism of Marie Antoinette on X while being nothing more than a passed around industry blow-up doll dressed like a slutty clown with the voice of a billy goat and the personality of a scorpion… oh shit, we just did it again didn’t we. Sorry Ri ;(

*lifts fat upper-pubic-area to get to the keyboard, spills a Mountain Dew on lap, looks around mom’s basement and goes back to checking out animal porn websites*