Ryan Seacrest and girlfriend spent Easter weekend in Paris

We wrote the word “girlfriend” with a hint of hesitation because we are still ambivalent as to whether Ryan Seacrest likes girls or prefers to go to sleep below posters of male chippendales. Maybe he has a thing for Johny Depp and that’s why he had her dressed as a pirate with cleavage? Suspicions and frilly shirts aside, the girl is hot so we’re happy for the little guy.