Scarlett Johannson pops her cork…for a campaign that is

Scarlett Johannson is the first ever celebrity brand spokesperson of luxury champagne Moet & Chandon and the brand’s head, who’s been soiling his pants with joy ever since Scarlett said “Yes”, had this to say about the two bubblies:”She, like Moet, has a magical story to tell and makes people dream”.

Oh, we dream, alright. We dream of Scarlett (although not sure which one…the blonde or the brunette) pouring champagne (ours is the cheap stuff) down our torso and then ever so slowly licking it with her tongue while massaging us with an ice cube (a little sadomasochism goes a long way).