Scarlett Johansson, Crack Whore Extraordinaire

Scarlett Johansson has never looked so slutty or so riddled with venereal diseases… and it absolutely suits her. We’re not sure if this is for any upcoming magazine or not, since the new issue of Sluts N’ Whores Quarterly just came out, but this is definitely cover-page material. Her “I just stole 50 hamburgers from McDonald’s” look is definitely creating a new Hamburglar fetish. Who wouldn’t get a stiffy over a chick who wants to put as much beef in her mouth as she can???