Sofia Vergara and Her Two Friends at an Elle Event

Sofia Vergara was at the Elle Women In Television event in West Hollywood last night, because she’s a woman, and she’s in Television. Makes sense right? She’s best known for her abundance of “talent” in the chesticular arts department, on that masterpiece of a show that is Modern Family. It’s a masterpiece mostly due to the abundance of screen-time that Sofia’s two friends get and for putting Al Bundy back onto TV. Personally all I imagine when I think of Sofia are those big MILF breast bouncing around a swimming pool, looking like two manatees making love in the sun. But that could just be me.