Spencer Pratt is broke
The douche with the albino beard is strapped for cash, people (and we break for five for an underwear change). According to Radar Online, Spencer Pratt has spent the majority of his money and is living on credit.
Spencer has admitted to spending half a million dollars on energy crystals this year. “I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness,” he was quoted as saying. “I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left. There’s a whole science to this. I’m not crazy.”
FYI, if you’re wondering what the hell he’s doing in these pictures, he’s trying to win Heidi back after their staged split by engaging in fake warfare.
Spencer via walkie talkie: “Heidi, i just killed a ladybug. I’ve proved my manhood. Can i come over? Roger that?
Heidi: “Ok, I’m done being sad………..who’s Roger??”