Taylor Momsen is Popping the Glock

It’s not every day you see a 17-year-old TV star headlining filthy punk clubs in a corset and garter belt, but as a cast member on the CW’s Gossip Girl and the lead singer of riff-heavy rawk band The Pretty Reckless, Taylor Momsen has gone to significant lengths to establish herself as an anti-starlet with a hate-on for the mainstream media. Here she is sluttying up the cover of Revolver magazine, dressed for what I can only imagine is the sexiest Zombie Apocalypse ever.

First off I feel like I’m obligated to say she is jail-bait in most states, so put away your fun stick. But as hot as she is she seriously needs to tone down the eye shadow for once. Jesus Christ. Slutty clowns just don’t do it for me. I guess all the kids think raccoon is a good look these days.