The Kardashian Family Christmas Card is Hilarious

Happy Halloween Christmas from the Kardashians!

This right here, as hilarious as it is, is the REAL war on Christmas. It’s the Kardashians very own “Khristmas kard”, featuring the whole crew in their holiday finest. Because nothing screams Christmas like a cold, dark, emotionles­s photo. Khloe writes on her blog:

Christmas cards have always been a REALLY big deal in my family. For as long as I can remember, my mom has made it a point to go all out, whether it was a ninja turtles themed card, or bringing a Santa into the mix, each year she always managed to top the year before. I’d have to say though that our card this year might be my favorite. It turned out beautifully — just SO glam! Plus, Mason is in it, which makes it even more special. Look at him standing there in his pinstripe suit, such a little gentleman!!! LOL. I love it!

This is like a 21^st century version of the Addams Family, with a blast of over blown egoism, except the Addams’ were actually decent, if quirky, people. They weren’t monstrous like the KayJays.

We still LOVE this photo, simply because it captures the vapid emptiness of these people’s lives.