The Lindsay Lohan we love and adore returns

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Updated: March 24, 2010

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It’s been like, what, 18 minutes since Lindsay Lohan has had some sort of breakdown or drunken outburst? Seems like a lifetime doesn’t it? Well the wait is over. Check out Mrs Johnny Walker having the darnest issues with that pesky ol’ gravity. She had been partying the night away at new Hollywood club Trousdale. Now one report has it she tripped over a tree, or something. But that fact she was out partying till 5:30 AM may have more to do with it than a wise-ass tree turning Lindsay into a faceplant.

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