The Topless Photo of Selena Gomez That is Going Around

OK first off, this picture is clearly fake. I’ve seen Selena Gomez naked many times in the past and can assure you that is indeed not her. I have thousands of pictures I took from the house across the street from hers to prove it. Now that we got that out of the way there is still a story in its fakeness.

It all started with the gossip blog HollyScoop claiming they were approached with cell phone camera pics showing Gomez topless, but that because they could not determine whether she was under 18 at the time the photos were taken, the photos would not be published (yet this one made it’s way out of their hands with a censored bar). According to the report, Selena’s hair was “shorter” than it currently is and the photo was “taken by someone else” inside of a bathroom.

Now Selena’s people are in disaster mode trying to get the word out that it’s a fake, having told TMZ, “The alleged photo of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.”

The only bad thing this girl has done is getting involved with the fetus known as Justin Bieber. His insane fans are out to get her, and in fact they are probably the ones who made this picture.