Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)
This Marc Jacobs perfume ad featuring 17-year old Dakota Fanning has been banned for “sexualizing children”.
Don’t know what to laugh at first. Madonna actually believing she can play director and hold a camera without it spontaneously bursting into flames or that she looks younger than the 30-year old actress who plays in her movie thanks to photo-shop.
Katie Holmes’ sad, well, everything is also brushed away thanks to the airbrushing fairies.
Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman have been inflating their lips with baby seal fat again.
Anna Friel is the naked Santa in the British Tatler.
Blake Lively and Oprah brought their cleavages to the Versace at H&M event in NYC last night. The first makes the world look better and the second just makes me want to microwave a sweet potato with a topping of cheese and beans.
Selena Gomez is already taking lessons from Lindsay Lohan in the art of subtle hookery.
Katy Perry and Russell Brandt making out at the LAX arrival terminal.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt continuing their humanitarian efforts in Tokyo while at the same time they’re being sued for firing a secretary because she has an illness that forced her to take too many sick days off.
Kristie Brinkley looks amazing for a 57-year old. Does she also eat newborn placenta for breakfast?
Christina Aguilera is now reduced to game launch appearances. Geeks worldwide rejoice!
Megan Fox looks like she’s been sleeping under a bridge the last few days. The wrath of Michael Bay can do that you.
Demi Moore is really not making an appealing case for why Ashton Kutcher should permanently forgo sex with pretty young things who are still alive.
And now the world’s oldest supermodel. At age 80, Carmen Dell’ Orefice (no seriously, that’s her name) is now modeling at runway shows because Bernie Madoff stole all her savings. Right after she plucks her beard and puts crazy glue on her hip joints. True story.