Tila Tequila flashes nipple and giant engagement ring from billionnaire lesbian lover, all in one night

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Updated: December 10, 2009
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Tila Tequila flashed her Chiwawa nipple, made out with her whacked out and botoxed out lesbian billionaire lover Casey Johnson (the Johnson&Johnson heiress out on bail for grand theft – she stole a bunch of clothes and jewelery from a supermodel trying to help her) and showed off a comically large engagement ring on the red carpet Tuesday night (Famous Stars and Straps 10th Anniversary and Snoop Dogg 10th Album Release).

Tila let the world know she was going to be getting a life-time supply of baby powder to soothe her herpes and tons of band aids to cover her warts via a UStream Video yesterday:

“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!”
She then flashed a ring, which she said is a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!
“Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!” she added.
She insisted the ring is “not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.”

  • http://YourWebsite Beatster

    Who the fuck cares. Two more losers getting self promotion for a “relationship” that will last a week. More Hollywood bullshit.

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  • http://YourWebsite Tony

    I’m so embarrassed she is even the same nationality as me. Someone shut out the lights and turn off the camera when this attention whore is around.

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  • http://YourWebsite Celtic

    Ok – I’m boycotting Johnson and Johnson products. Johnson and Johnson? Hmmm. I thought I may have seen a joke there. No wait. Damn! It’s gone.

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  • http://YourWebsite Jimmy Johnson

    That’s what happens when you lose all feeling in your boobs after your third breast implant. 17 carats isn’t a bad payoff for a $5000 boob job.

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    • http://YourWebsite looka L

      5000

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  • http://YourWebsite Charlie

    Welcome to Soddom and Gomorrha USA. Two women ‘marrying’.. next is some billionaire ‘marrying’ her dogs or a corpse. This can only happen in a country that has never faced a hometurf invasion war, where men walk five feet behind their women.

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    • http://YourWebsite Madness

      We would have a hometurf war if where you were from every man wasnt a coward. The reason we havent is because no country has enough balls to do so.

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    • http://YourWebsite biggyballs

      well in this case looks like we do have a chick and a dog (tila being the dog). but secondly, shut the fuck up charlie, you sound like a closet homo.

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  • http://YourWebsite guyguiy

    I m an Asian guy so i know when an asian girl is hot this freakin tia whatever is so freakin loser. Shes not even hot just stick to porn and get lubed your pussy is a wreck anyways.

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  • http://YourWebsite eric

    lol, ive known that family for years, and im willing to bet they are not thrilled at the selection..IE tila…

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    • http://YourWebsite Scott

      Yeah I’ve been buying their products for years too, but I wouldn’t exactly qualify that as “knowing” them.

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    • http://YourWebsite Tony Soprano

      WTF, ever Eric…You do not know anyone

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  • http://YourWebsite biggyballs

    what is it with this ugly ass frog lookin chick? Why is she even taking up real-estate on people’s websites? Tila Nguyen (real name) is ugly as hell, talentless, and probably has an STD for every letter of the alphabet…..yuck!

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  • http://YourWebsite Chowderhead

    Who hasn’t seen her everythings already?

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  • Engagement Rings

    I really enjoyed the article. It proved to be Very helpful to me and I am sure to all the commenters here! It’s always nice when you can not only be informed, but also entertained! I’m sure you had fun writing this article.

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