Tom Brady gets in touch with his feminine side in Brazil

We’ve always wondered why Gisele Bundchen chose Tom Brady to be her future sperm donor. Could it be she’s so vain she’d only get impregnated by someone as pretty (so we’re told) as her? Either way, we don’t like the guy too much. After all, he dumped his pregnant girlfriend Bridget Moynahan for Gisele and denied the child was his until a paternity test shut him up.

Since we are looking for every opportunity to make fun of him, we were greatly pleased to catch the Bradster carrying this lovely demasculating bag (and no, it wasn’t his girlfriend’s, Gisele was carrying her own)…such a perfect size for his tampons and make-up, wouldn’t you say?