Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.15.2011)

I’m pretty sure I would also develop an affection for the penis if I was forced to touch Kathy Griffin’s breasts.

And our man candy for the day: 63-year old Steven Tyler in a bathing suit making out with his girlfriend. Sorry, ladies, Alexander Skarsgard had the day off.

The Hoff really knows how to treat a lady. “Hayley, how’ bout we bathe in shit? And later I promise to vomit in your lap.”

Elizabeth Hurley was a true guy magnet when she was young.

Amanda Seyfried in a bikini in Miami.

I swear Robert Downey Jr is on a mission to kill his pregnant wife. “Honey, I know you’re due in two months and you can barely walk. How about some rock climbing??”

Kristen Stewart and her crotch slit at the new Twilight Breaking Dawn premiere. Jennifer Love Hewitt and her cleavage were also there.

Rihanna is currently in London, which means her outfit had to honor Britain.

Charlize Theron in Vogue complaining she’s single for the first time since she was 19. I know a way to remedy that immediately. Call me.

Mila Kunis voted as Knockout Of The Year by GQ.

The Girl With The Dragon Tatoo’s Rooney Mara cleans up pretty nicely.