Unreal boobs galore at Reality TV Awards

We have made it our mission to educate you on all the cultural events that take place on this great planet of ours. And one of those culturally enriching events is the Digital Spy Reality TV Awards in London.

It goes without saying that at such a prestigious event only A-class celebs would be invited to attend…like page 3 girl Nicola McClean (a separate invitation for her boobs was sent out in order to reserve an extra seat) and page 3 co-worker Jessica Jane Clement. We’ve learnt that at next year’s awards these ladies will be the presenters and that they were asked to start practising carrying the statues in between their bossoms…kinda like a pearl necklace…the ladies reassured the organizers that wouldn’t be a problem because they are well trained in the art…