Vanessa Hudgens' upskirt moment was extremely unsatisfying

Vanessa Hudgens was out in Studio City shopping for Christmas gift wraps the other day, and although we feel the need to explain that we are not picky when it comes to women flashing their crotch (unless the said crotch has more hidden dangers than municipal garbage trucks or it first saw the light of day before the invention of television), when you look like a pregnant Darth Vader in red varicose vein compression socks, well, the effect is similar to that of a cold shower…can’t even puncture paper sheet even if we slapped it senselessly in hope of boosting circulation…and we had such high hopes of you Vanessa.