Waitress Punches Lindsay Lohan in the Face
First Katy Perry tits and now Lindsay Lohan getting pummeled in the face by a stranger? Sometimes the world just doesn’t stop giving. Lindsay, who by all accounts is a completely innocent girl who was just out for a birthday celebration, got socked in the face “for no reason.” Sure! There is absolutely no reason anyone should want to do harm to Lindsay. (Read as: THEY SHOULD HAVE HIT THE BITCH HARDER.) According to US Magazine:
“The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face!” the insider tells Us. “Doug didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out.
The night didn’t get better from there.
Lohan went to a party at the nearby Rockstar House — and ran into the waitress again!
“Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well,” says another source.
Thank God for ballsy waitresses who can’t stand sexually perverse coke fiends. Thank God.