Zac Efron is Good at Pretending to Like Vagina

“I wonder what brand of mascara she is wearing… I must ask her later.”

At a quick first (and admittedly hungover) glance, it looked a bit like two twinky boys in short towels walking by Zac Efron, which made a lot of sense. But no, those are Lakers cheerleaders that Zac is rolling up his sleeves for, and sizing up the job at hand… Or you know, he’s just trying to show off his ‘guns’ to the other boys in the stands. You can almost hear the sandpapery rasping of his penis retreating as deep into his abdomen as possible.