Articles Posted by Erik
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TV Guide’s Sexiest Stars party draws out the babes
Jessica Lowndes is one hot babe and of course she deserves to be amongst TV Guide’s sexiest stars. Having said that, at 21 her big chin simply adds to her fierce beauty, but at 40,…
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Pamela Anderson used to be a MILF, now she’s a MILG
Is it really mean and evil to call Pamela Anderson a Mom I’d Like To Gag? Ok, maybe the homicidal fantasy is taking it a bit too far, but when she’s walking around in a…
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Megan Fox goes tight crazy for her dentist
Megan Fox likes taking risks, but we never thought she’d take risks with her veneered chompers. To explain, Megan wore a crazy pair of lacy see-through tights…and no skirt or shorts to visit her dentist.…
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Jennifer In Love Again Hewitt making out with boyfriend Jamie Kennedy
Dude, check out that forehead! Sorry, the story’s not supposed to be about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s forehead, but we just realized that it’s a helicopter landing platform. Ok, back to her exchanging saliva with the…
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Why Fantasia’s ass is still not an American Idol
You’d think that winning a major talent show and then propelled to fame would also propel your ass for some lipodialysis. Maybe some of the spinach you’re earning this days could be used for some…
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Cindy Crawford gets all lathered up for Allure Magazine
Anybody want to lick the foam off of Cindy Crawford’s body? Ok, it’s not whipped cream so it would probably be nasty, but we’re sure there are plenty of kinky people out there who wouldn’t…
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Aging bunny tries hard to sell sexy beaches
Bridget Marquardt used to be the girl who Hugh Hefner called into his bedroom only when he accidentally swallowed Viagra and both Holly and Kendra were out shopping for nipple pasties. Thus, being the leftover bunny, she…
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Holy Snow White!
It seems Jennifer Garner’s been spending too many days locked up in the house breastfeeding because she’s starting to look like an albino…or a ghost in black because it was really hard focusing on her…
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Rihanna gets sweet with karaoke king Wilder Valderrama
A week or so ago, it was just a rumour, but now more and more reports seem to be confirming it: Rihanna and Widler Valderrama are dating! The two got extremely cozy at Geisha in…
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David and Goliath check out Barbie together
It takes these two sisters posing together to realize Khloe Kardashian is the most gargantuous D-lister we ever had the pleasure of making fun of. And to assure that she will find true love with…
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Beyonce attempts to bring excitement to the Oscars with her nipple
Hey, don’t blame us for flooding today’s celeb pics with nipple slips. Blame the celebs for not taping their boobs properly. Either way, we think it’s the perfect remedy for the geriatric borefest that was…
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Lindsay Lohan’s new “smoking,starving and topless hag” campaign
Starring: Boobs-and-bones Lindsay Lohan Photographer:Hedi Slimane Message: Smoking makes you look cool, but putting your emaciated body out on display so that kids can get the chance to learn all about the human vertebrae and our 300 bones…
