Articles Posted by Locky
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Sofia Vergara at the SAG Awards and the List of Winners
The Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards were last night and the only pictures worthy of posting are those of Sofia Vergara in a cleavage revealing blue dress (which you can find at the bottom of…
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Zac Efron is Good at Pretending to Like Vagina
“I wonder what brand of mascara she is wearing… I must ask her later.” At a quick first (and admittedly hungover) glance, it looked a bit like two twinky boys in short towels walking by…
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Olivia Wilde Goes Topless for FHM France
Oh boy. My pants are all sticky now. The reason being these photos of Olivia Wilde going wild for the February issue of FHM France. Once again her topless ox-strangling sorcery leaves me speechless. Ok,…
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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Like When We are Mean to Her
In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, Gwyneth Paltrow talks about how people are mean to her because of her (out of touch with reality) blog, GOOP. The only thing worse than a “sincere”…
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Hey Hugh Jackman's Daughter! Look Alive!
Normally we wouldn’t care all that much about Hugh Jackman taking his dog and daughter for a walk in snow covered New York, but when he decides to use the back of his daughter’s head…
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T-Pain Wants You to 'Like' His New Facebook Tattoo
Rapper T-Pain introduced this new tattoo he got in Hawaii with a tweet that read: “I think this ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down soon 0_o”. Wait, he used Twitter to talk about his…
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Alicia Arden is Drunk and Wants You to Look at Her Panties
The chances are you probably don’t know who Alicia Arden is, that is unless you’re an enthusiastic General Hospital fan, but if you aren’t, then that doesn’t matter since I’m sure you are a huge…
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Let's Recap on Charlie Sheen's Last Two Days That Ended in Rehab
Jesus, where the hell do we even start with this crapfest of a story. The official word is still that Charlie Sheen was only in a hospital yesterday because of a “hernia he got from…
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OH NO HE DIDN'T! Tracy Morgan Says Something About Sarah Palin
When you put Tracy Morgan live on TNT, s**t explodes. That’s exactly what happened yesterday when NBA on TNT‘s Kenny Smith thought he was in for some lighthearted comedic banter with Tracy Morgan and Charles…
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Sofia Vergara and Her Two Friends at an Elle Event
Sofia Vergara was at the Elle Women In Television event in West Hollywood last night, because she’s a woman, and she’s in Television. Makes sense right? She’s best known for her abundance of “talent” in…
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Irina Shayk is Hot. The End.
Here is Irina Shayk looking all kinds of black leather sextastic at some product launch at Macy’s. I’m pretty sure if I ever had a chance to touch this woman’s naked body I’d weep like…
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Cheryl Burke Was Molested as a Child
OK in reality I just wanted to post these pictures of Dancing With the Stars hottie Cheryl Burke in a bikini in Miami, but I guess I need to accompany them with a story of…
