So it’s your birthday and you deserve some free sh*t right? I thought only Denny’s cared about you on your special day…boy was I wrong. I can’t wait til my birthday this year…actually, if I end up celebrating my birthday at Denny’s…please just kill me now.
Oh and some words of advice… If your wife or girlfriend ever asks “hypothetically speaking, if I was to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?” Never give two names……ever.
Anyways here is an alphabetical list of places to pick up some free stuff, don’t say I never got you anything!
Abuelo’s Free dessert.
Acapulco Free entree.
Amato’s Sandwich Shop Free large Amato’s original 9″ cheese pizza or a cheese pazzo bread.
Applebee’s New signup form claims a free dessert.
Arby’s Free 12oz. milkshake with any purchase.
Atlanta Bread Company Free cookie.
Au Bon Pain Free sandwich or salad.
Auntie Anne’s Pretzels Free BOGO coupon for any pretzel item.
Bakers Square Free slice of pie with any adult entree purchase.
Baskin Robbins Free 2.5 oz scoop of ice cream or a swirl of soft serve.
Beef ‘O’ Brady’s Free dessert with the purchase of any entree.
Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream You become a Chunk Spelunker and get a free scoop of ice cream plus $3 off an ice cream cake!
Benihana’s Japanese Restaurant $30 gift certificate.
bd’s Mongolian Grill Free stir-fry meal.
Biggby Coffee A snail mailed coupon for a free grande beverage.
BJ’s Restaurants Free Pizookie dessert (otherwise known as a delicious dessert).
Black Angus Steakhouse Free BOGO steak dinner, up to $19.99.
Black Dear Diner Free dessert with any food purchase.
Boston Market Free individual dessert with purchase of any create your plate meal.
Boston’s The Gourmet Pizza Free dessert.
Bonanza Steakhouse Free steak dinner.
Brio Tuscan Grille Free filet and crab shrimp cake.
Bruegger’s Free cookie and an e-mail with a goofy looking mascot.
Bruster’s Free BOGO coupon for a waffle cone.
Buca di Beppo Free small appetizer for groups up to 5. Free large appetizer for groups of 6 or more.
Buffalo Wild Wings Free dessert.
Captain D’s Your choice of a 2 piece fish dinner, fish & shrimp dinner, or season tilapia dinner.
Caribou Coffee Free drink.
Carrabba’s Italian Grill Free dessert with purchase of an entree.
Carrows Free dessert.
Chevys Free entree.
Chick-fil-A Chili’s Free brownie sundae.
Coldstone Creamery Country Buffet $3 off a regular adult dinner.
Country Kitchen Free dinner entree up to $8 in value with valid ID.
Culver’s Free one-scoop sundae.
Dairy Queen One BOGO coupon for a free mini, small, or medium blizzard.
Daphne’s Greek Cafe Free entree.
Del Taco Free premium milkshake.
Denny’s Free Grand Slam breakfast.
Dickey’s Barbecue Pit BOGO coupon for one free BBQ sandwich.
Dippin’ Dots 10% off an online icecream order and a free mug or charm with any merchandise offer.
Don Pablos $10 gift certificate.
Einstein Bros Bagels Free breakfast sandwich when you buy any drink.
El Chicos Free fried ice cream. El Torito Free entree.
Famous Dave’s Barbeque Free dessert with the purchase of an entree.
Fazoli’s Free dessert.
Firehouse Subs Free medium celebratory sub with valid ID.
Flat Top Grill Free stir fry.
Fox and Hound Free BOGO coupon for any entree.
Friendly’s Free single cone with any Friendly’s purchase.
Fuddruckers Free 1/3 lb. burger.
Genghis Grill Free birthday bowl.
Glory Days Grill Free Oreo sliders.
Gold Star Chili Free meal.
Gordon Biersch Free BOGO coupon for an entree.
Great American Cookies Free cookie cake slice with the purchase of a regular soda.
Hometown Buffet Free BOGO adult dinner buffet.
Hooters 10 free wings.
Houlihan’s Free menu item up to $15.
HuHot Mongolian Grill (What the heck is with all these Mongolian grills?) Free grill meal.
IHOP Free Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity breakfast. In English, that means two eggs, 2 bacon strips, 2 sausage links, and two pancakes.
Jack in the Box Free dessert with a valid ID and the printable coupon.
Jason’s Deli $5 off any item.
Jersey Mike’s Free regular sub and 22 oz. fountain drink.
Joe’s Crab Shack Free appetizer.
Johnny Rockets Free hamburger with the purchase of any entree and drink. So basically a BOGO.
Juice It Up Free BOGO 24 oz. smoothie.
Keg Steakhouse and Bar Free 10 oz. Prime Rib classic dinner and caesar salad for US visitors only and you must sign up a month in advance.
Keva Juice Free 24 oz. regular blend smoothie.
Krispy Kreme Good question. la Madeleine Free pastry.
Logan’s Roadhouse Free Nutter Butter Fudgeslide with any entree purchase.
LongHorn Steakhouse A delicious free dessert.
Maggianos Coupon for $10 off any check of $30 or more.
Maggie Moo’s Free ice cream cone. Marble Slab Creamery Free ice cream cone.
Marie Callenders $5 coupon and a free slice of pie.
McAlister’s Deli $5 coupon. I’m starting to see a pattern here.
Memphis BBQ Free entree up to $20. Mimis Cafe Free entree up to $10 value with any $20 check.
Moe’s Southwest Grill One free entree (excluding fajitas) as well as free chips and salsa.
Ninety Nine Free dessert Noodles & Company Free bowl of soup.
Not Your Average Joe’s Free entree and dessert.
O’Charley’s $5 coupon with any $20 food purchase.
Old Country Buffet Free BOGO adult dinner buffet.
On The Border Free dip trio or brownie sundae.
Orange Julius Free BOGO 20 oz. Julius or premium fruit smoothie.
Papa Murphy’s Free cookie dough with the purchase of any pizza.
Planet Smoothie Free small smoothie.
Ponderosa Free steak dinner
Qdoba Mexican Grill BOGO free entree coupon.
Red Lobster $5 off two adult entrees.
Red Robin Free Gourmet Burger if you pick up a Red Royalty Card at your local restaurant and then register it online.
Rita’s Italian Ice Free regular Italian Ice.
Romanos Macaroni Grill Free slice of chocolate cake.
Ruby Tuesday Free handcrafted burger of your choice.
Ryan’s Free BOGO adult dinner buffet.
Schlotzsky’s Free small sandwich.
Sharis Restaurant Free slice of pie.
Smoky Bones $5 coupon.
Smoothie King BOGO coupon for a free 20 oz. smoothie.
Sonic Free regular creamslush, medium tator tots, or medium drink!
Souper Salad Free lunch or dinner buffet.
Spaghetti Warehouse Free spaghetti entree and spumoni sundae.
Spicy Pickle Free entree.
Steak ‘n Shake Free Double Steakburger with Cheese ‘n Fries.
Sticky Fingers free half-slab of ribs or any other menu item priced up to $13.99.
Taco Bueno Free cheesecake chimichangas with the purchase of any entree.
Taco Cabana Free flauta plate, which includes 3 chicken flautas with rice, beans, pico de gallo, sour cream, guacamole and 2 fresh flour tortillas.
Taco John’s Free cini-sopapilla bites.
TCBY Free small cup of frozen yogurt and $3 off a cake or pie.
Ted’s Montana Grill Free cookie and ice cream dessert.
Texas De Brazil Free BOGO coupon for a dinner.
Texas Roadhouse Free appetizer or sidekick of ribs.
T.G.I. Friday’s Free dessert with the purchase of an entree.
Tony Roma’s Free entree up to $15.99.
Tropical Smoothie Cafe Free smoothie. Waffle House Free waffle.
Wendy’s $1 off any premium combo.
Which Wich Free regular Wich (AKA sandwich).
Wienerschnitzel One free corndog.
Wingstop Free large fresh cut seasoned fries.
Zaxby’s Free nibbler and free meal deal.
Zoes Kitchen Free BOGO coupon for an entree.
Z’ Tejas $10 coupon.
American Eagle Coupon for 15% off.
Aveda Free gift up to $24 in value.
Barnes & Noble Children get a free cupcake or cookie at their cafe.
Columbia Sportswear Coupon for 20% off.
Cost Plus World Market 10% coupon on gourmet food & non-alcoholic beverages.
Hallmark Hot Topic $5 off coupon on a purchase of $30.
Kmart Children get $5.00 Birthday Bucks, a crown, happy birthday certificate, and Fun Pack with surprise goodies!
Old Navy $10 off coupon on a purchase of $50.
Proctor & Gamble The Children’s Place Coupon for 15% off.
Toys R Us They claim you’ll get coupons, but I never received anything.
AMF Bowling Baltimore Orioles Brunswick Bowling Two free games of bowling.
Chuck E. Cheese’s 20 free tokens.
Dave & Buster’s Disney Movie Rewards 100 bonus Disney Movie Reward points.
Harkins Movie Theaters Present your ID at the box office and get a free medium sized popcorn on your birthday.
Medieval Times Free BOGO admission coupon.
Swagbucks 50 free Swagbucks.
Various Strip Clubs Free lap dances (Don’t ask me how I know this!)