Articles Posted in the Rants/Raves Category
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MALE Polish — Alright or All Wrong?
We’ve all heard of murses, manliner, and even moobs (hey, had to throw that one in there), but MALE polish? Yes, yes, another terrible play on words for something that’s originally designed for a woman…
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Art to Call 911 for…
No, don’t be alarmed, that’s not an ACTUAL dead body. It’s not even a body at all, but art. Yes, art. One man’s interpretation of the beauty of… well, no. I don’t even know what…
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Rave: Bikini Season
Okay, well, it’s not really bikini season. But, what it is, is the season for models to be in bikinis, and that’s even better than bikini season itself, isn’t it? You know, when it’s brick-squad…
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Rant: The Word “Epic”
“Dude!!! Just had the most epic cup of coffee.” “Totally just went to the mall and it was totally epic!” “Watching re-runs of the Bachelor. EPIC!” “Just killed a guy, it was so epic! You…
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Rave: The Internet
Ah, the internet. The magical land where anything is possible and almost nothing is off limits. It’s the magical land where you can be naked, wet and smelly while conducting a business meeting. In fact,…
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Rant: L.A. Teacher Charged with Lewd Acts on 23 Children
Warning: This story is sickening. Excerpt from the latimes: A teacher who taught for three decades at Miramonte Elementary School in South L.A. has been arrested and charged with lewd acts on 23 children for allegedly tying…
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Rant: The Uni-Boob Gown
Yes, you heard that right. A boob gown. Alta Rome, Rome’s version of Fashion Week, tends to draw some of the quirkiest and most eccentric fashion designers our planet can boast. They’re definitely not Milan,…
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Is Perez Hilton Dead???
That’s what Twitter is saying. In fact, RIP Perez Hilton is a trending topic right at this moment. Upon hearing the news, I immediately jumped onto a search engine, silently praying ‘Please, say it ain’t…
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Rants: Excuse Me, Do You Have Any Spare Change?
Every four years, we have several presidential candidates who come along and try to make their best pitch to America. They all try to sound different and promise they will be better than whoever the…
