Articles Posted in the Seriously? Category
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Coming Out Of The Cartoon Closet
I recently read an article about Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street being gay and the huge uproar over it on whether or not they really were. In my opinion, Bert and Ernie were definitely…
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Samuel L. Jackson, Obama and the N- Word, ESPN, Lin and The C-Word
Either this [bleep] is out of control, or he makes so much sense it’s mind boggling? Samual L. MuthaF*ckin Jackson only voted for President Barack Obama because of the color of his skin, the Hollywood…
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George Lucas Why Do You Hurt Me?
Dear George, Can I call you George? Probably not, but who cares. It’s not like you will ever read this, or better yet, even respond to it. I remember going to the movies with my dad back…
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Valentine’s Day, A Guys POV
In short, Valentine’s Day or Saint Valentine’s Day is observed on February 14th to honor Christian Martyrs named Valentine. Somewhere in the 15th century it became associated with romantic love and lovers would send each…
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Wanna Date My Daughter? Fill Out This Application.
Dads, If you have a daughter, you have two things you need to do… 1. Keep her as far as you can from any and all poles. Make sure she doesn’t grow up knowing how…
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Did you know?
I came across some interesting “facts” that I wanted to share with you all. I say “facts” in quotes because you can’t believe everything you read on the internet. – Abraham Lincoln Did you know…
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I Love Drunk Girls
Back in college I learned a few things here and there. However, the most important thing that I learned while enrolled in my Party 101 course, was that drunk people were funny, especially drunk chicks. Fraternity Road just off campus…
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Liquid Courage
Alcohol-The best night time, slurring , headache inducing , dehydrating, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance “medicine.” Liquid courage. I find it amazing the things that I have done under the influence…
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Finding The Positive Perspective
I find that sometimes life can be cruel, but you just have to find it in your heart to laugh at yourself…then look for the positive and realize things aren’t that bad. I truely believe…
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The Many Disorders of Winnie the Pooh
So I was watching The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh with my 2 year old and I thought to myself how f*cked up is this cartoon. At first glance it’s just a heart warming…
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Gambling Lesson
As a parent, my job is to teach my sons about all the lessons life has to offer. It’s my job to be open, understanding and honest. When it comes to my boys, I want…
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Somewhere Under This Keg, Lies A Six-Pack
Every year I always say I want to lose some weight, I want to get fit, I want to go to the gym and sweat my ass off. Unfortunately my desire to eat, drink…
