• Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez Land X Factor Hosting Gig
• Hulk Hogan Suing Friend and Gossip Site
• Lindsay Lohan To Get Protection Order Against Dad?
• Justin Verlander and Kate Upton Are Dating Says Verlander’s Grandpa
• Justin Bieber Punks the Media!
• Nelly’s Tour Bus Filled With Heroin!
• Robert Pattinson Getting Close to Mystery Blonde?
• Bubba the Love Sponge Behind Hulk Hogan Sex Tape?
• Justin Bieber Plays Beer Pong?
• Cissy Houston Worried About Bobbi Kristina
• Mila Kunis ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’
• The Hogan Family Is In Trouble!
• Chris Brown Breaks Up With Girlfriend Because Of Rihanna
• Did Eric Johnson Cheat On Jessica Simpson?
• Nicki Minaj And Mariah Carey Fight During Idol Auditions!

THE DAILY FIXES

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  Sexy or Not: Girls with Bananas

  I'm sure I don't have to explain to you the phallic nature of a banana. They're long -- sometimes thick, sometime not -- they're firm yet soft, they're... well, you... Read more »

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  Sexy or Not? Girls with Guns

  Guns. Sexy by themselves already. But! When you put them with a hot woman... their phallic allure and power tend to only amplify the hotness of the babe that holds... Read more »

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  Rant: The Word “Epic”

  “Dude!!! Just had the most epic cup of coffee.” “Totally just went to the mall and it was totally epic!” “Watching re-runs of the Bachelor. EPIC!” “Just killed a guy, it was so... Read more »

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  Rave: The Internet

  Ah, the internet. The magical land where anything is possible and almost nothing is off limits. It’s the magical land where you can be naked, wet and smelly while conducting... Read more »

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  Rant: L.A. Teacher Charged with Lewd Acts on 23 Children

  Warning: This story is sickening.

  Excerpt from the latimes:

  A teacher who taught for three decades at Miramonte Elementary School in South L.A. has been arrested and charged with lewd

  ... Read more »

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  The Daily Fix-ation for 1/30/12

  Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to January 30th's post of The Daily Fix-ation -- where we find two of the hottest hotties of the day -- and of course, one that's... Read more »

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  Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Edition of The Daily Fix-ation!!!

  Ah, Victoria's Secret, what can you say? These models are top of the line babes that are unparalleled in their beauty, mystique, and all out bangableness!!!  They are the best... Read more »

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  Rants: Excuse Me, Do You Have Any Spare Change?

  Every four years, we have several presidential candidates who come along and try to make their best pitch to America. They all try to sound different and promise they will... Read more »

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  The Daily Fix-ation for 1/25/12

  [gallery link="file"] Welcome, welcome -- to the Daily Fix-ation, the one stop shop for your daily fix of celeb gossip and pictures of pure hotness... and one that's not so hot,... Read more »

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  The Daily Fix-ation for 1/24/12

  Hello! It’s a new day which means you all need your daily fix. You will love the first two "fixes" today, but then things turn ugly in a big way.... Read more »

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  The Daily Fix-ation for 1/23/12

  Welcome one and all to the January 23rd edition of The Daily Fix-ation! There are a couple juicy ones on the docket for today... plus one rotten one. But, hey,... Read more »

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  The Daily Fix-ation for 1/22/12

  A little bird told me that you haven’t had your Daily Fix, yet. That must change! We are here to bring you The Daily Fix-ation for this fine Sunday! Get... Read more »

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  The Daily Fix-ation for 1/21/12

  Hello all, and welcome to the third ever Daily Fix-ation! The Daily Fix has cooked up some yummy treats for you guys... and one that's not so yummy. So, without... Read more »

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  The Daily Fix-ation for 1/20/12

  Hello! It’s time for the second official “Daily Fix-ation.” I know it’s a little bit of a change, but it is a change for the better! Now, you can get... Read more »

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  The Daily Fix-ation — All of Your Favs Rolled Into One!!!

  Welcome one and all to The Daily Fix-ation -- a new post that is going to roll all of your old favorites into one! Meaning, we here at The Daily... Read more »