Lindsay Lohan’s freeloading continues
According to Fox411, Lindsay Lohan is continuing to demand expensive free goodies for the pleasure of watching her have a meltdown when denied the right to take the entire store with her at the end of the night. While this behavior is as sure a thing as the winter is in the North Pole, we can’t [...]
Tila Tequila is suing NFL star for battery and false imprisonment
Tila Tequila is definitely not letting this one go and is now suing San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman in a filing alleging domestic violence.
Attorney Cyrus Nownejad told The Associated Press that Tequila is seeking $1.5 million in damages.
Merriman was arrested on Sept. 6 after Tequila signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing him of battery [...]
Michael Jackson’s son inherited his skin disorder
While the paternity of Michael Jackson’s children will probably always be questioned until DNA testing proves definitively that the king of pop is indeed their biological father, Michael’s sister says he is the father, and that his son has even inherited his rare skin condition. La Toya Jackson says that his eldest son, Prince Michael [...]
Father of Michael Jackson molestation accuser commits suicide
According to WPIX of New Jersey, the father of the young boy who accused Michael Jackson of molestation was found dead. Evan Chandler, the boy’s father, was found dead on November 4, 2009 at approximately 5: 35 p.m. According to reports, Evan Chandler died from a self inflicted gun shot to the side of his [...]
Katie Holmes as Villain in MI4? Tom Cruise’s interpretation of “Deadly Vagina”
Here’s Katie Holmes on the set of The Romantics looking like her midgit beat her up again for persisting on yielding female reproductive organs despite the cocktail of scientological herbs and Tom’s abracadabra every night. And since actually making out with her would cause his psoriasis to flare up, Tom intends on using her as [...]
Amy Winehouse hospitalized after “allergic reaction to medication”
Amy Winehouse and David Hassellhoff must be reading from the same manual of “how to spin it when you play that game of holding an open bottle of Patron with your teeth while your hands are tied up or when you pretend you’re a sniffer dog but instead you decide to snort the coke you [...]
Robert Pattinson thinks terrorists are after him
If you’re hearing strange bubbling sounds, that’s Robert Pattinson’s head heating up and getting ready for combustion…because fame has seriously messed up his brain wiring. You see, for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed nothing would spell “destruction of America” more clearly than messing up the new Twilight premiere and maybe taking a few fingers off from Robert’s [...]
A-Rod not hitting on cheerleaders? It must be love
Friends of Alex Rodriguez are telling that he is a changed man because of Kate Hudson and as proof they say he won’t even talk to cheerleaders out of respect for her.
The way we see it a) Kate’s making sure he’s getting so much sex with her his tool is going to break like a [...]
Johnny Depp steps in to help Ebay-crazy Nicolas Cage after homes get foreclosed
Nicolas Cage has been facing two home foreclosures and tax bill for $6 million. The actor fell victim to a financial downfall in which he blamed his long time business manager, Samuel J. Levin, stating that he, “lined his [own] pockets with several million dollars in business management fees while sending Cage down a path [...]
Lindsay Lohan meltdown over booze bill
Apparently Lindsay Lohan thinks her presence in a bar is big enough of a gift to the owner and patrons to warrant not disturbing her wallet after a booze bender.
According to People, Crown bar in Los Angeles has claimed that Lohan drank her way through two bottles of champagne, but flipped out when it came [...]
