Spencer Pratt to fight cyber terrorism
Since Heidi Montag took Spencer’s job of reminding her to flex her new facial muscles on the hour away and replaced him with a psychic and he just got himself kicked out of The Hills for flipping out and threatening to kill one of the show’s female producers, he’s decided America needs him to fight [...]
Mike Tyson to become a professional pigeon racer
Mike Tyson is retiring from rearranging people’s faces to look like a consortium of slush and a Picasso-on meth painting with the nose missing somewhere in their intestinal tract because he wants to pursue his true passion: training pigeons to race. A sport that apparently requires lots of patience, dedication and tenderness. In other words, [...]
Michael Jackson in biggest ever record deal
The estate of Michael Jackson has landed the late King of Pop the biggest recording deal in history: a $200 million guaranteed contract with Sony Music Entertainment for 10 projects over seven years, according to a person familiar with the deal.
The record-breaking contract through 2017 could be worth up to $250 million if certain conditions [...]
Kate Winslet is mourning her marriage break-up
Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are getting a divorce after seven years of marriage and one son together (she also has a daughter from a previous marriage). Kate appropriately gave herself the opportunity to grieve and reflect by getting in a bikini and smoking roaches on a boat with a bunch of dudes in Mexico [...]
Airplane! and Mission Impossible actor Peter Graves dies, aged 83
Peter Graves, star of the television series Mission Impossible and the Airplane! films, has died.
Graves’ publicist, Sandy Brokaw, said the actor died shortly after returning to his Los Angeles home from brunch with his family. He was 83.
The actor was best known for his portrayal of Jim Phelps, leader of a gang of special agents [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s turning her vajayjay into a disco ball as we speak
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are no longer together, most likely because he realized being chained to a pole in the basement and left to pee on himself as a lesson for standing too close to a woman at the supermarket line was a tad too cruel and unusual, despite his fears his mug [...]
“Green Zone” massive flop as “Alice” still leads the box office
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – “Alice in Wonderland” raced to a $430 million haul at the worldwide box office on Sunday, while Matt Damon’s new Iraq war conspiracy thriller “Green Zone” was one of the year’s first big flops.
Director Tim Burton’s 3D remake of “Alice” led the field for a second weekend after earning $138 [...]
Taxman after Gordon Ramsay for failing to pay taxes
British celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been named and shamed by officials in New York who have listed him among the city’s worst “delinquent tax payers.”
Ramsay’s business empire has suffered in the recent economic downturn and in 2009 he was advised to file for bankruptcy because of his spiralling money issues,
The TV star managed to [...]
TV networks put a gag on Lady Gaga’s 9-minute “Telephone” video (with video)
MTV has banned Gaga’s “Telephone” video clip and more TV networks are expected to follow suit with its content ensuring they cannot show it during regular programming.
The extravagant 9-minute video which includes a raunchy lesbian scene in prison and features Beyoncé, launched online on Thursday (EST) and has been viewed more than 8 million times [...]
James Brown’s body missing from its crypt
James Brown’s daughter has claimed the singer’s body has gone missing from its crypt.
LaRhonda Pettit, 48, alleges the body of Brown, who died in December 2006 aged 73, is being hidden to prevent a full autopsy being carried out.
Pettit said the official cause of death, which was said to be a heart attack brought by [...]
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