Pamela Anderson on how she scarred her sons for life(see sex tape with daddy)
Pamela Anderson was forced into telling her two young sons about her X-rated home video with their dad Tommy Lee before they saw the Borat movie(and if you want to nitpick at her maternal skills, her youngest was then 8 years old, perfect age to appreciate Borat 69ing with a hairy bear’s ass) .As you may well remember, [...]
Hulk Hogan ‘Attacked’ During Live Event
Wrestling star Hulk Hogan is left pouring with blood after coming to blows with his arch enemy Ric Flair.
The ugly scenes erupted after the pair traded insults about their failed love lives during a press conference in Australia.
But onlookers were left wondering how real the promotional event was – such things are known as a [...]
Jordan’s cleavage fighting for survival of the fittest in I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
Here’s Jordan coming full circle in her illustrious career as she kills jungle mosquitos by trapping them in her boob cavity and gives pythons a hard-on in Britain’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (first time was in 2004 when she came out of the jungle with a husband). In the latest episode, Jordan decides to relax [...]
Cheryl Burke goes braless for an evening of fine dining
Dancing With The Stars’ Cheryl Burke was on her way to Madeo Restaurant in L.A when she was cat scanned by the paparazzo’s flash. Cheryl was all smiles, unaware that the cameras had turned on her ballroom dancing chandeliers. And just in case you don’t have 20/20 and you’re slightly disoriented, we’ve circled the exposed nips for you. [...]
Mariah Carey just ate Nick Cannon, but she has photoshop to help her deny it
Here’s Mariah Carey without Nick Cannon’s semi-digested limps making her belly tire look lumpy for the promotional photoshoot of her new album The Memoirs Of An Obese Angel Who Couldn’t Find Anything To Eat In Heaven And Attacked Earth (aka The Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel). But because we eat whales for breakfast(translation:we’re way too smart [...]
Leighton Meester mistakens American Eagle Outfitter store opening for Adult Video Awards
Somebody should have warned Leighton Meester that the event she was about to attend was all about flannel shirts and thermal t-shirts. By nobody had the heart to tell her since she got so excited when she thought she’d be attending the AVN Awards as an honouree for Best Sex Tape by Eager Newcomer. Next time Leighton, [...]
Rihanna’s new album is Rated R, but her backside is grated X
Here’s Rihanna moments before she fell onto her limo seat like dead weight in a garbage bag and appropriately flashed her white panties giving us a glimpse of what might have drove Chris Brown to go pitbull on her (just kidding, he doesn’t need bad visual stimulus to start foaming like a cappucino machine).
Rihanna was stumbling out of Mahiki nightclub [...]
Blake Lively wants you to pay attention to her breasts
Just in case you had the great misfortune of not watching the Emmys in September and therefore missing Blake Lively’s The Power of Breasts:Why I Can Turn Men Into Dust With My Cleavage, she just offered an encore at the screening of The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee in NYC. We’re thinking at this point [...]
Katie Holmes as Villain in MI4? Tom Cruise’s interpretation of “Deadly Vagina”
Here’s Katie Holmes on the set of The Romantics looking like her midgit beat her up again for persisting on yielding female reproductive organs despite the cocktail of scientological herbs and Tom’s abracadabra every night. And since actually making out with her would cause his psoriasis to flare up, Tom intends on using her as [...]
Ashley Tisdale in a bikini
Here’s blond again Ashley Tisdale parading around in a tiny bikini while vacationing with her family in Mexico and while she’s looking trim and fit we had to ask ourselves this all-important question: would we be willing to spend a day in Guantanamo picking up soap from the floor while some scary hairy terrorist is [...]
