Sandra Bullock’s husband cheated on her with this
Sandra Bullock was definitely blindsided by news of her husband’s infidelity, when the result of the genetic experiment to blend Kat Von D’s and Marilyn Manson’s genes told InTouch magazine of her year-long affair with Jesse James while she was away filming The Blind Side (Bullock had paid homage to Jesse at the Golden Globes, [...]
Alessandra Ambrosio in French Elle
Alessandra Ambrosio posed for the March issue of French Elle, and in all honesty, posting her pics next to Heidi Klum’s made us realize she looks like a pre-pubescent teenager. Trust the French to take an insanely hot Victoria’s Secret Angel and turn her into a post-it with pen marks for tits holding two smelly, [...]
Heidi Klum topless for Allure Magazine
Heidi Klum posed topless for the April Issue of Allure magazine, basically with the sole intention of driving 99.99% of American women who haven’t even given birth yet into a nightmare world of carrot and celery sticks and proving that the Nazi experiment of producing superior genetic beings with the ability to give birth to [...]
Stephanie Seymour’s nipple slip in St.Bart’s
Ex-supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Stephanie Seymour seems to be getting a bit more careless with her areolas since she’s no longer married to a brontosaurus threatening to smack her back into her senses with his over-stretched balls if she slips up. Now if she could go about her business without her kid in the [...]
Pamela Anderson is missing the Big Penis
Being the hopelessly romantic that she is, Pamela Anderson has lamented to British tabloids that the absence of a giant cock to hold her at night has left a huge void in her heart: “I always get my heart broken… It’s not so bad being single. I miss sex. It helps me relax. And I’m [...]
CSI’s Gary Dourdan gets beat up by girlfriend
Gary Dourdan of “CSI” was the alleged victim of domestic violence Tuesday afternoon, and the attacker was none other than his much smaller girlfriend who was promptly cuffed and taken into custody, according to TMZ. Police told the website when they arrived they found Dourdan scratched up. They arrested Maria Asis del Alamo where she [...]
Michael Jackson’s drug syringe to be auctioned for $5million
The syringe that administered the fatal drugs to Michael Jackson is set to be auctioned.
It is thought his siblings Janet and Tito were told about the sick stunt by lawyers representing the unnamed seller and the outraged family are desperate to stop the sale.
The needle is being touted around auction houses in Vegas with a [...]
What happened to Carla Bruni?
Carla Bruni, the 42-year old ex-supermodel and current wife of French president Nicolas Sarkozy has definitely had better days (see pics). Like way back when she didn’t look like a tiger had sex with one of the manequins in Madam Tussauds wax museum and gave birth to her face a few months later. Guess the [...]
Adrianne Curry’s slutty version of a desperate housewife
Although Adrianne Curry posted these pics on Saturday, only to remove them a few hours later (with the post :reason 298 why my husband loves me & my cooking. naughty naughty #fuckwearingpants), the magic of internet made them resurface once again. Maybe because women need to be reminded they can make a damn tasty pork [...]
Kelly Landry in a bikini
And don’t even ask who Kelly Landry is because unless you’re at that point in your life where you pass urine and fecal matter every time you laugh a tad too hard or your denture comes undone when you chew on something harder than apple sauce then you wouldn’t know even if we told you. [...]
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