Heidi Montag’s Double DDs make their cameo appearance in “Just Go With It”
Here’s Heidi Montag delivering what’s sure to be an Oscar-worthy performance yesterday while filming her cameo for Adam Sandler’s as a blow-up doll discovered by an innocent toddler while playing hide and seek in the park. Seriously though, that’s not too convincing since we all learned in chemistry class that inanimate objects can’t produce turds [...]
Jennifer Aniston gives Regis a paleolithic erection
Jennifer Aniston has been trying really hard recently to make us not think of stolen baby corpses in cute onesies lying next to Brad Pitt’s hair braid in her bedroom’s shrine whenever we think of her and it’s kinda working. Although to be fair, any woman who strives to show us her vagina in every [...]
Kate Winslet is mourning her marriage break-up
Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are getting a divorce after seven years of marriage and one son together (she also has a daughter from a previous marriage). Kate appropriately gave herself the opportunity to grieve and reflect by getting in a bikini and smoking roaches on a boat with a bunch of dudes in Mexico [...]
Amanda Seyfried really knows how men think
Amanda Seyfried is gracing the cover and pages of the latest issue of Esquire magazine and in the interview she describes how she prepares herself for all the sexy photo shoots:
“I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It’s pretending. I pretend I’m looking at a man who [...]
Queen Latifah in a swimsuit…thankfully mostly underwater
While we took an oath to always post pictures of celebrities in bikinis, it is with great hesitation that we usually put up pics of Queen Latifah and her endeavors to part the waters by applying sheer intimidation, be it salt water or chlorinated, as it’s always a tiring task to have to point out [...]
Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars in a bikini
These are shots of Dancing With The Stars Cheryl Burke by the pool of her hotel in Miami over the weekend, and while we’re not experts at ballroom dancing (although we did play with our balls in a room at several occasions) we always end up pondering the question as to how a ballroom dancer [...]
George Michael has definitely got his shit together
Here’s George Michael smoking dope and washing it down with some booze aboard a yacht cruising around Sydney Harbor, Australia at 7:30 IN THE MORNING. Come to think of it, it could be worse. He could have been in the yacht’s bathroom yelling “hey, i’m masturbating and doing crack cocaine at the same time!”. So [...]
Lady Gaga taken by security after refusing to lift veil at airport
Lady Gaga attempted to make yet another ridiculous fashion statement at LAX on Wednesday night by pretending to be a black widow who skinned her lesbo lover and glued her hair to the back of her boots, but this time it landed her in a security room for 20 minutes with airport security giving her [...]
Julie Bowen didn’t take our advice, still sporting a swimsuit
Julie Bowen shocked pretty much everyone who thought she was a hot piece of ass when she showed off a bloated version of Kely Rippa’s penis encrusted torso meets a chiseled chimp’s underbelly for the needs of a Hawaiian episode of Modern Family. Granted, this time she covered her erector-nator of midriff with confusing horizontal [...]
Glad to know Amber Rose’s g-string matches her lipstick and toe nails
Here’s Amber Rose’s Coco-esque ass in the process of digesting the pink thong she wore to match her pink lipstick, shoes and toenails on a girl’s night out at BOA restaurant and later at The Roxy club. Good thing she wore the tron glasses-meet airline sleep mask because they brought the whole outfit together. Now [...]
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