Johnny Depp was boozing instead of oozing sex appeal as he stumbled out of a New York Bar on Wednesday night and had to be carried to his car by his handlers…Quite intoxicating to watch actually. But let’s give the guy a break. He just signed a $35 million deal to star in the next installment of Pirates Of The Caribbean. A drink or twenty to celebrate is completely understandable.

Apparently Tila Tequila did something which caused her lawyer to publicly admit there’s something seriously wrong with his client. And just when we thought he was about to tell us Tila is going on a humanitarian mission to Angola (where she may or may not hand out food rations with her boob folds), that she has applied to adopt 10 children from Madonna’s orphanage (who she may or may not turn into skilled webcam performers) and has vowed to wear a burka going forward, we found out all this upset involves a video of Tequila ranting incoherently (whether the dry mouth was the result of too much booze or vicodine is unknown) and then stripping in front of the camera to show how resilient little asian chicks can be after a proper manhandle by their 6ft 11 giant black man.

We’re thinking her lawyer meant she has different flavors of “something wrong with her” and this was just Wednesday’s. Because we know this girl like she was our own and her Tuesday’s mental illness still involves the same package of madness, just with different color underwear.

Oh, and the rapping? Preeeeeecious!!!!

Here’s the story via TMZ:

Attorney Cyrus Nownejad tells TMZ he thinks the “domestic violence” incident with Shawne in September may have “pushed her over the edge.”
Nownejad acknowledges something is seriously wrong with Tila and he’s trying to figure out how to get her some help.
Tila just took down her Ustream, showing her dancing nude and talking crazy in front of the camera. She also went off on Shawne and his alleged drug use.

Carmen Electra is the executive producer and director of a “Lesbian” sex tape which was “leaked” online and fortunately for her was immediately picked up by suckers worldwide (guilty as charged).

The promo spot, sorry, sex tape is really an attempt to give unsuspecting viewers blue balls for Electra so that they will attempt to bring them back to pink by watching her upcoming movie Mardi Gras(in which she expertly teaches some college kids the virtues of being a slut), out in a few months.

So it would really help her if you could watch it and act surprised that she’s trying to seduce another girl (because being married to a cross-dresser and a guy with a great fondness of eyeliner and mascara did not give it away at all).

Wrestling star Hulk Hogan is left pouring with blood after coming to blows with his arch enemy Ric Flair.

The ugly scenes erupted after the pair traded insults about their failed love lives during a press conference in Australia.

But onlookers were left wondering how real the promotional event was – such things are known as a ‘work’ among wrestling fans and often end with one party hurt.

It is thought Hogan, 56, ‘bladed’, cutting himself to start a flow of blood which then poured down his face and all over his white T-shirt.

Australian media groups were unsure what to make of the incident, with many reporting it as a serious bust-up.

According to local reports, one photographer had his flash broken when Flair threw a table off the stage and into the press gathering before diving on photographers. As Flair laid into Hogan, his head began to bleed ‘profusely’ and the wrestler appeared unable to get to his feet.

The two wrestling icons are heading up the HulkaMania: Let The Battle Begin tour Down Under.

The match-up between the pair is eagerly anticipated, especially since the Hogan has never wrestled in Australia during his 31-year career.

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Lady Gaga is giving Marilyn Manson a run for his money in her new video Bad Romance and it’s not necessarily all bad (see lettuce torso in a cage with vertebrae showing). If you suspend belief for a minute or two that supermodels would actually want to kidnap Lady Gaga (unless they’ve been fasting for a month and they intend to eat her), watching her busting out some Thriller moves with her dilated pupils and her bear rug/cape and setting stuff on fire (including a bad, bad boyfriend) is definitely demented and fun (although it’s meant to portray the “tough female spirit” per her own words).

So this is why Jennifer Love Hewitt left some serious crotch sweat on that studio stripper pole she’s been visiting for months now. A one-minute stripper scene (during which her junk is firmly secured in a titanium corset so as not to risk a massive spill) aimed at giving the snoozing octogenarians in the nursery homes a much needed jolt. Notice the empty club at the end of her routine? That’s an accurate portrayal of how exciting this whole thing was…kinda like watching a guy’s dentures move up and down as he snores…nah, come to think of it, the moving dentures are much more exciting.

Check out this nearly six minute trailer for the new movie, The Killer Inside Me, staring Jessica Alba, Casey Affleck and Kate Hudson. Great to see Jessica loosen up a bit, thought she was going to be the next UN embassador for something the way she’s been carrying on down in Washington DC. This movie looks like 2 hours of softcore porn, abuse of women and murder. Sounds like a killer date with Chris Brown:)

The raunchy clip of the pop star – riding a bucking bronco in stockings and suspenders for British underwear firm Agent Provocateur – has been named the Best Ever Celebrity Viral Ad after netting over 350 million hits on video sharing website YouTube.

The staggering number of hits for the 90 second clip, titled Proof, was over 300 million more than the second placed clip, featuring soccer star Ronaldinho.

Earlier this year, the 2001 clip – which was deemed too sexy to show on television – was voted the worlds top cinema advert.

Sorry, don’t usually like having two posts on the same celebrity in one day, but when it comes to having two women dance the tongue-o for 20 seconds (stretched to half an hour if you play it in slow motion), there is no debate as to the necessity of the second post. Here’s Charlize Theron making out with unknown rich lesbian for the sake of charity…or because Stuart Townsend has gotten really boring. Watch the hip action as unknown rich lesbian tries to stretch her $140,000 by  making a move for Charlize’s boom boom box.

Shauna Sand’s lucite stripper heels must be busted because she’s out selling her stuff for$0.99 to buy new ones. Shauna posted a video yesterday announcing to the world that Christmas is right around the corner and her autographed titties would make a much better present than socks. We’re just hoping that the 60 bucks she gets for all her junk motivates her to put her actual fake knockers up for auction…we’ve already set our ebay alert, just in case…