Superbad Supergeek causes topless delirium (with video)
Apparently 36FFs have an undeniable and unexplainable attraction to geeks with really, really stupid names. As far as this ditsy souped up version of a chest was concerned, Christopher Mintz-Plasse might have been named Christopher Rapunzel or Snow White just as well…because his nerdy penis captivated her in such a way she could only express [...]
Houston we have a problem:Whitney’s wardrobe malfunction during bad performance (with video)
Whitney Houston’s comeback performance during last night’s British X-Factor was anything but. Aside from trying to manage her loose gown strap and looking visibly annoyed, her performance was at best, mediocre. British tabloids report that readers phoned in to call her singing of her new single Million Dollar Bill, “appaling”.
And if that was not enough, [...]
Señor Presidente ChaChas with another woman
Latin pop sensation Thalia was invited to perform at the White House for last night’s Fiesta Latina event, and it seems like she won’t be invited back. At least, not if Michelle Obama has anything to say about it.
During her saucy performance, Thalia got President Obama so worked up that he stood up and salsa’d [...]
Zach Braff is not dead, makes a video to prove it
Did you hear that ‘Scrubs’ star Zach Braff died? Twitter and other social networking sites were buzzing with the news that he’d downed a bunch of pills and killed himself. Well, it was just another Internet celebrity death hoax that no one really cared about.
The only suicide that’s taken place in Zach’s life is his [...]
Brad and Angelina spice up their lovelife with interracial threesomes, claims Chris Rock
Comedian Chris Rock has been out promoting his documentary ‘Good Hair’ for a while now, but no interview so far has been quite as juicy as the one he gave to National Lampoon’s Matt Zaller. In it, Chris claims that he knows a black woman who slept with Brad Pitt.
OK, ok, no big surprise there! [...]
Miley makes c-rap video about why she deleted her Twitter account (w/video)
Miley Cyrus has just made it painfully clear why they call it Twitter. Because a bunch of twits are using it. After shutting down her Twitter account without warning and leaving millions of dopey kids without a will to live….after school, Miley released this dreadful cracker rap video to explain, in a clear and coherent manner.
She [...]
Mickey Rourke….bringing FAGGOT back into fashion (w/video)
Poor Mickey can’t catch some slack. Or maybe he is working in the wrong business. If he were a trucker or coal miner, then the use of the word FAGGOT would be just another snap, but Mickey makes his money in the capital of queens. We kinda like his explanation here below, who hasn’t called [...]
Why Lady Gaga needs her weapons of mass destraction
Here’s Lady Gaga looking far more interesting as a mosquito net than her true self and proving that when you look as beautiful and interesting as a bent street pole with dog piss all over it, teapots, fireworks, and Phantom Of The Opera masks come in handy. Check out the completely untouched version of Lady [...]
Nicole Eggert gives her fat rolls some Baywatch action(with video)
Nicole Eggert got fed up of everyone calling her fat. So with the help of the guys from Funny Or Die (and probably the last 50 bucks from her Baywatch earnings) she created a video to send the message “call me fat and you die”, mocking the way men view women and particularly lifeguards…and good [...]
Madonna and Lady Gaga fake fight on SNL (with video)
Saturday night was very educational. After watching SNL we learnt that a) Lady Gaga is a dwarf (she’s actually shorter than Madonna) b) Swept Away was the worst movie ever for a very good reason (Madonna and acting in the same sentence feels as wrong as a satanist working in a soup kitchen) c) thongs are [...]
