Good old Charlie Sheen is back in business. He was hospitalized early Thursday morning in Los Angeles because he had allegedly been partying all night with five women in his home, including porn star Kacey Jordan (above). Charlie had been partying for 36 hours at his house before sent to Cedar-Sinai Hospital on a stretcher for abdominal pain. Kacey Jordan had this to say according to RadarOnline:

“I have a lawyer and I am not making any comment,” the 22-year-old told our reporter moments ago.
Jordan was at Sheen’s mansion on Wednesday afternoon when she took to Twitter to publish a risqué photo [seen here], wearing a barely-there bikini.
Not soon after, she wrote: “It’s officially 24 hours of drinking! Hehe.”

A lawyer huh? I wonder why she would possibly need a lawyer. Oh wait, maybe it has something to do with them having a mountain of cocaine, amounting to just about an entire month’s cocaine production in all of Columbia. TMZ reports:

We’re told Sheen had several people inside his home during the 36-hour span that started Tuesday night – including 2 porn stars, a business associate, and several other women.
After hours of drinking, we’re told a person showed up to the house with a designer “briefcase” –  that contained multiple “bricks” of cocaine.
We’re told Sheen immediately began doing the drug for several hours.

Personally, I blame all the moronic tards that watch such a horribly boring and asinine show like “Two and a Half Men,” as Chuckles would have run out of money to support his coke and hooker habit long, long ago if not for brain dead mouth breathers tuning in weekly. If you happen to watch the show then you have only yourselves to blame, as even Dr. Drew would label you all as enablers… Nah I jest… kinda…

Now onto this porn star, did she forget her tits at home? A porn star without boobs is like a bakery without bread. But maybe she opted not to ruin her body with plastic when she can just ruin it instead with syphilitic lesions and DP ass fun… Again I jest… I would probably pee on her, only because I have really low standards on Thursdays. Any other day and I’d have to think about it.

TMZ reports:

We’re told Sheen had several people inside his home during the 36-hour span that started Tuesday night — including 2 porn stars, a business associate, and several other women.
After hours of drinking, we’re told a person showed up to the house with a designer “briefcase” — that contained multiple “bricks” of cocaine.
We’re told Sheen immediately began doing the drug for several hours.

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