Christina Hendricks attended the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute Gala on Monday Night and granted, she did look like an over-stuffed vampire ready to feed from her own tits if the h’orderves proved to be inadequate, but somehow she still managed to make every woman in that event feel like they were as curvy as a piece of ply wood. Which is probably why Katy Perry felt the need to light up her cleavage with strobe lights and almost got herself electrocuted when Boob-A-Tron walked by.
PS:We’ve included pics of January Jones from the same event, just for those that still think she’s sexier than Hendricks. Boob-A-Tron 1. January Jones 0.