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Courtney Stodden tried her hand at surfing recently, though it was really more of a photo op… just like every other time she’s out in public.

She hit the waves in an American flag bikini, and what an American she is. Honestly, though. Our country is based off of freedoms, and who has more freedom than a seventeen year old girl who’s married to a wealthy old dude? Yup… quite the little American, she is.

She also showed recently that she’s an American idiot. When she launched her new website — all about her, of course — she showed that maybe she should’ve stayed in school instead of parading around in silver lipstick and mini skirts from the eighties with her old perverted grandpa of a husband. She spelled her own name wrong!!! Who freakin’ does that? Courtney Stodden, that’s who. Courtney Stodden — a sodden idiot!!!

Kel Tells is a spunky and sassy twenty-five year old celebrity blogger who wishes to one day be just like Perez Hilton… because she’s a self-proclaimed bitch, just like he is. Kel is an in-your-face celebrity stalker (oops, I meant blogger) who will speak the truth – even if it is a bit harsh. She has attitude and isn’t afraid to tell it how it is. Kel believes that her readers deserve to know the juicy truth about their favorite and not-so-favorite celebs. She also welcomes comments and criticisms, so make sure and check out her latest posts.

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