Thank you ABC for not cutting out these wonderful scenes of Diane Sawyer. Diane has given us great journalism over the years such as willingly incarcerating herself to learn how lesbian jailbirds pass their time, but her inaugural contribution will be a jewel we will always cherish. After viewing this video, most of you will think that she spent way too much time at the open bars, but she was actually up all night reporting (24 hours reporting the absence of news?) and then went over to GMA without any sleep. We are almost certain Diane did not have coffee, but hard liquor in that hot thermos she was carrying around as she was trying hard to numb the pesterfing feeling that ABC does not love her anymore. Why else would they torture her so senselessly?