Oh happy day: Spencer Pratt finally ditched his mangy facial pubic hair! He recently posted a YouTube video (on his brand new “everydayadouchecock” youtube page), which shows him shaving the vagina fur from his face, sort of. He claims he did it “in honor of things working out between my wife Heidi Montag and myself.””
Now I was thinking about this douchenozzle earlier today and why it was that I find myself writing about him so much, and I came to this conclusion: Spencer has pretty much dominated the entire celebrity / entertainment news industry like a fricking chess master. He’s the Bobby Fischer of celebrity media.
Think about it, he’s completely irrelevant, has no skills, produces nothing of value, doesn’t sing or prance around a dance stage, doesn’t act, does NOTHING at all… yet manages to get his face in print on a daily basis.
Is Spencer a douche? Yeah, but he’s still pretty much managed to make us his bitches, and that makes me a sad little fella
Right serious realization moment over, now back to calling him a fag.