Dear Shae, Do you know any good boob jokes? – Boobman

Dear Shae, Do you know any good boob jokes?

- Boobman

Dear Boobman,

Thank you so much for this question. Sometimes I fall into a funk of sadness and nothing can cheer me up faster than boobs. Boobs are really all the motivation a man needs. Ladies if you’re reading this, listen carefully. The next time your man is playing video games or being lazy about taking out the trash, stop the nagging and show him some cleavage. Use those beautiful melons like you’re training a puppy and give your man a ”treat”….I promise all parties involved will be happy. Having an arguement with your man? Show him some boob-age and watch him turn into a deer in headlights. I read a survey once and 9 out of 10 men love boobs, the 10th man just loves the other 9 men.

Ok back to you Boobman… Here are some boob jokes for you.  

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

(A} Almost Boobs,  {B} Barely there,  {C} Can’t Complain!  (D) Dang!  (DD) Double Dang! (E) Enormously Entertaining  (F) Fake  (G) Get a Reduction, and  (H)Holy Sh*t!!   

A female officer is arresting a drunk driver. She warns him, “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.”   The drunk replies,  “Boobs.”

<3 Some see this as a heart.  I see it as boobs wearing a party hat.

So… the elephant says to the camel “Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?” The camel replies “That’s a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dlck on his face.”

I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn’t afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine!!! Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

Alright Boobman hope you enjoyed the jokes. I’ll leave you with a poem as well, in case you’re feeling romantic. Write it down use it for Valentine’s Day.

- Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems.. you have nice boobs.

You can thank me later.

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