Dev Sex Tape Being Shopped

We were just thinking, “It’s time for another sex tape to come out” and now we learn that singer/songwriter Dev made a sex tape and it’s reportedly being shopped around, this according to TMZ.

The video was reportedly shot last year with an ex-boyfriend and it’s “night-vision” style, similar to Paris Hilton’s “1 Night in Paris” (which still might be the greatest name for a sex tape ever) — TMZ was lucky enough to get a sneak peek of the video and they claim it’s a pretty ‘boring” sex tape. No chains, handcuffs, or huge feathers.

The tape is currently being shopped around and someone will probably end up buying it, but it won’t be us. We’re saving all our pennies for the magical day that a Kate Upton sex tape comes out. We might even start a “penny donation” page where you can go donate your unwanted pennies. Just make sure that the pennies aren’t that damaged because the local Coinstar machine is really picky about the pennies it’ll take.

So, yeah…Dev has a boring sex tape that is being shopped around and no one cares. Better luck next time, Dev! Maybe you should make it more exciting next time; try it in an elevator or maybe even a busy parking garage.