Kanye West Has TWO Sex Tapes!
It was reported a week ago that Kanye West had a sex tape that was being shopped around, but it turns out that report was wrong; Kanye has two sex tapes being shopped! That’s right, Kanye West liked filming himself so much the first time that he decided to do it again.
The first video is reported to be about 20 minutes long and it features a woman who looks a lot like Kim Kardashian. The second video is around 40 minutes long, and TMZ is reporting that Kanye hardly takes any breaks during it. Apparently, Kanye can last pretty long in the sack…if you know what we mean. Basically, if you were creating Kanye West as a player for your Madden team on Xbox; you’d drag his stamina to 100.
The tapes were filmed several years ago and Kanye doesn’t have any contact with the two ladies anymore. Kanye doesn’t know how the films were stolen from him, but he plans to take legal action if they are ever released.
Well, maybe Kim and Kanye really are the perfect couple! They both have sex tapes, they’re both obnoxious, they both have huge egos and Kim has a huge ass and Kanye IS a huge ass. It’s like a match made in heaven!